The Biscuit Readings
Are you more Tim Tam than Barbecue Shape? Find out the truth: your inner biscuit revealed at The Biscuit Readings.
"Biscuitology is one of the most unarguably exacting forms of divination. From your Scotch Finger all the way to your Choc Ripple, nothing defines a person more than his natural biscuit alignment. Australia is growing up: we are entering the New Age with our own, culturally specific divining method. Betty Bircher is a Living National Treasure for her pioneering work in this fascinating field."
Born to brew, Mr. and Mrs. Bert and Betty Bircher are ready to whip you up a nice cuppa tea and sort your inner biscuit out.